Friday, February 18, 2011
Babe's Application
New arrivals at 9 Dogs Howling are required to submit an application, a $5000 security deposit, and an essay (maximum 500 words) about why they should live here. Here's the discussion Babe and I had about his essay:
Babe: I should live at 9 Dogs Howling because I'm the cutest puppy there ever was.
Jean: Yeah, they all say that.
Babe: No, it's true. I'm the cutest ever.
Jean: First Georgie said that, then Polly, then Patch, and after that, it was downhill all the way.
Babe: I'll be good, I promise.
Jean: Oh? What about the lamp cord over there?
Babe: I'm a puppy! How was I supposed to know I'm not supposed to chew electrical cords?
Jean: And what about the corner of the hassock?
Babe: But Teddy and Jinx had already chewed on it when I got there. I was just evening it up, you know?
Jean: Yeah, I've heard that one before, too.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Babe moves in
Blackberry Cheesecake
You thought Jinx cheesecake was good. But that was before you had a bite of irresistible Blackberry cheesecake...rich and deeee-licious!
As an aside: in this photo you see that the tip of Berry's penis is white. All three of Patch's male puppies have this same white spot. I suppose it makes the penis easier to find in the dark?
Thursday, February 3, 2011
The new arrival
A few mornings ago, I found a note from Mr. P. on the kitchen table. It read: THERE'S A PUPPY IN THE GARAGE.
I hadn't had any coffee yet, so I just thought, "Yeah, so what else is new?" Then 10-15 minutes later I was awake enough for my curiosity to send me out to the garage (in the freezing cold) to see what was waiting for me there.
And there was indeed a puppy, maybe 2-3 months old, looking a lot like Jinx and Berry but with very short legs. He's absolutely adorable (aren't they all?) and Trudy has adopted him as her new best pal.
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