Canine Pie Chart

Here we have your canine pie chart. Like every other statistician on earth, I quickly draw your attention to the things in it that agree with my personal assessment of the situation and ask that you ignore any data that refutes my assessment. Understood? OK, let us begin our analysis. It is clear from this chart that 51% of the floor space is occupied by black dogs while only 49% is occupied by brown dogs. From this we must conclude that black dogs are superior and therefore must be fed 2% more kibble than brown dogs. The findings of this important study will be published by Dr. McMillan in the April 2011 issue of the International Journal of Inconsequential Data, with a byline in tiny print giving Dr. P. credit for shampooing the carpet before the experiment was conducted. Teddy's saying, "Was that my cell phone I heard ringing?" His ringtone is the theme song from "Lassie Come Home."