Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Inquiring minds want to know...

What's in the garbage can?

The 9 Dogs Howling Garbage Investigation Team did a thorough check of the kitchen garbage today, and had mixed feelings about their findings:

Empty mushroom package (are mushrooms even food? for who?)

Empty plastic bag that had contained onions (huh?)

Wrapper from brie cheese (very stinky and very intriguing)

3 mail order catalogs (of no interest because not related to dogs or food)

Yesterday's newspaper (a slight whiff of neighborhood dog saliva on it)

One empty egg shell (why, pray tell, was this egg not cooked and served to the dogs with English muffins, Canadian bacon, and Hollandaise sauce?)

4 urine-soaked paper towels (we know nothingk! nothingk!)

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