Thursday, March 25, 2010

Dream interpretation

Jean: Was that a nice nap, Teddy?
Teddy: Uhuh.
Jean: Want to go outside and play now?
Teddy: Nope. I just wanna go back to sleep. I was having a great dream.
Jean: What was your dream about?
Teddy: I dreamed that I was your only dog, and I was lying on your lap while Grampa cooked
me steak and eggs.
Jean: I don't think we've ever fed you steak and eggs, Teddy.
Teddy: A guy can dream, can't he?
Jean: Do you think maybe this dream came out of jealousy, because Jinx gets an egg every day?
Teddy: Don't talk to me about Jinx, that egg-sucking dog. Him and his hard-boiled eggs. He doesn't even put salt on them. Yuck. Me, I want a double order of Eggs Benedict, with a rare rib-eye steak on the side.
Jean: Dream on, Teddy.

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