Meg is on duty at the window in what I laughingly call my studio.
Jean: Whatcha waiting for, Meg?
Meg: The UPS truck
Jean: Have you been ordering more naughty nighties from Victoria's Secret?
Meg: No, no. I bought some Spanx, so I can wear that size 3 sundress to the church picnic on
Jean: Meg, even one of your legs couldn't fit into that dress, with or without Spanx.
Meg: A girl can dream, can't she?