Monday, February 15, 2010

I hate girls!

Teddy says: Berry, can I tell you something? Man to man?

Berry: What?

Teddy: I really hate girls.

Berry: Why?

Teddy: All they want to do is talk about their feelings, and does this collar make my butt look big, and will Gramma let us go to the next Hannah Montana concert.

Berry: Funny, Georgie was just saying the same thing the other day.

Teddy: Georgie's a good guy. He's my bud, you know?

Berry: So, what am I? Chopped liver?

Teddy: I wish! No, man, just kidding. You ain't heavy, you my brother. Now if you could just move your leg down a little bit ...yeah, that's it...

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