THURSDAY MORNING AT THE 9 DOGS SPA
Jean: You rang, Madam?
Reiki: Yes, about forty times, and no one came! The service at this spa is terrible!
Jean: I'm so sorry, Madam. I was in the middle of giving pedicures to Polly and Patch.
Reiki: Are you saying their pedicures are more important than my bone?
Jean: Your bone, Madam?
Reiki: Yes, my bone. That big one there on the floor.
Jean: Is there a problem with it?
Reiki: Of course there's a problem. I can't reach the bone without getting off the chair. Put the bone on the chair, and make it snappy.
Jean: Of course, Madam. Your wish is my command.