I apologize in advance if this offends anyone, and assure you that we never give our dogs alcohol.
But on a Friday afternoon, when you are done with your long, hard week of sniffing bunnies and defending your yard, you might stop in at your local bar and order...what?
Teddy - today I'll have martini, extra dry
Berry - a cold Bud
Meg - a Cosmo, pretty please
Jinx - a glass of milk, straight up
Patch - a Pink Lady
Polly - whatever Patch is having
Georgie - a Bud Light
Smoky - a hit of catnip
And the humans?
Mr. P - sharing a Bud Light with Georgie
Jean - a glass of Pinot Grigio