Thursday, July 16, 2009

The praying dog

This dog's letter to God has gone the rounds many times, but I love it so much (since I spend a lot of time wondering what my dogs are thinking) that I'm going to repeat part of it here.

Dear God,

Is it on purpose that our names are the same, only reversed?

Why do humans smell the flowers but not each other?

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch, or is it still the same old story?

If a dog barks his head off in a forest and no human hears him, is he still a Bad Dog?

Are their mail carriers in heaven? If so, will I have to apologize?

When I get to heaven, may I please have my testicles back?



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